LIMITED TIME OFFER!
For just the pro-rated cost of $550,000 salary (and a waiver claim) your team can add the nasty edge of Paul Bissonnette.
-Need a scrap or two? He's got ya covered!
-Want to make 'em bleed? Bingo!
-Need a guy willing to "know his role"? You've come to the right place!!
-Like a light-hearted voice for the locker-room? Oh yeah, Tupac AND Biggie.
Hurry, offer expires at 12 noon Saturday, if leftover this menance might just turn against your prospects down on the farm.