1. Max Talbot
--It's not just the self-proclaimed best playoff beard in the world, it IS the best playoff beard in the world.
2. Pascal Dupuis
--Not only is he able to keep up with Sidney Crosby and Marian Hossa on the top line, but he's got a beard growing capabilities as well.
3. Ryan Malone
--A power forward with a power beard.
4. Ryan Whitney
--Doesn't play like a man a times, but grows a nice beard.
5. Jordan Staal
--Ok so we did take into account that he's 19 and has the Abe Lincoln going. But we couldn't find a recent picture of Brooks Orpik, so we give the young Staal the nod over Jarkko Ruutu and Marian Hossa in an effort to show not all young Pens suffer at facial hair.
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Sure you're the best hockey player in the world, but the monstrosity will haunt you for the rest of your days, Sid. Sometimes the way Crosby plays, you forget he's 20 years old. A look at his face is a quick reminder. Hopefully he'll get the chance to grow better and better beards in the years to come.
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Ruutu's is pretty sweet too, no?
Yeah plus Ruutu has some stitches and a shiner on one of his eyes, he's definetly got the complete "playoff hockey face" right now.
Couldn't really find a good, recent beard shot of him though. Most of the time Ruutu's in an opponent (and not the camera's) face. :)
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