That's why I'm going with them in the East, despite Sidney (Whiner-Diver) Crosby, Evgeni (Let's See How He Handles The Flyers Toughies) Malkin and Marian (I Finally Woke Up) Hossa.
FLYERS OVER PENGUINS IN SIX
Whew, that was a close one. Thanks, Maven!
(and thanks to a more coherent site, kuklaskorner, for the link)